RELAX

SPECIAL RELAX REVIEW: IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE MY GOD IT'S HERE

Das Racist – Relax

TRACK BY TRACK AT FIRST I GUESS

TRACK ONE: RELAX

this just in this is the best beat I have ever heard.

Kool a.d. does lil b better than lil b. he goes BASED HAM on his verse. This electronic sounding “relax” loop is the best hook ever.

HOLY @HEEMS CALM DOWN NO WAIT GO HARDER MY GOODNESS.

En-uff funds t' do that okay this flow is like mad buh-buh-b-blackin' out. Electronic voice coming in over verse madness supermadness. Original beat comes back in and it's like WOW WOW, WOW, WOW. Oh man outro beat is the one from that chillin' island preview OH MY GOD this is so good OH. My. GOOOOOOOOOD. Hahahaha oh my god

TRACK TWO: MICHAEL JACKSON

okay I have heard this like a hundred times now you feel me? I probably don't have much to say about it anymore but okay wow this is still like the craziest song of all time, amazing.

TRACK THREE: BRAND NEW DANCE

there was an old video called “victor dances oddly” I hope this is about that wow this beat is like brand new underworld level, like a bonus hidden level on the rap spectrum. WOW THE BEAT CHANGEUP ON 30 SECONDS SO OR IN IS JUST INSANE INSANSE I”m SELLING OXYCOTIN ON MY PALM PIXIE SHE GOT THREE SISTERS ALL OF THEM DO 100 PUSHUPS WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING REDDIT REFERENCE? NO I DON'T CARE. Heems doing this hook some serious justice. Beat like david bowie in a swimming pool that he thinks is space. These references are actually in space though mad over my head gotta get the study on we on safari, rap safari. Me on da beach. Semiaquatic like otters be. Caveman rap. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. I want to give them all my money and love everybody.

TRACK FOUR: MIDDLE OF THE CAKE

WOW. What is this beat doing? It is outside my audiovisual spectrum. MIDDLE O' THE CAKE. Raspy flow. Raspberry filling flow. I think the raspberries i'm eating have mostly spoiled, that's a real life insert comment. Money is money is money is money how many licks geez I dunno, blah blah blah WOAH WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THIS ELECTROCUTION VOICE MAN I CAN'T HANDLE THIS. This is too squarely in that NEXT LEVEL. RAP GENIUS DOT COM BEAT. TAKE THAT URBAN DICTIONARY. Rick ross on the radio @ the pharmacy. Tweet a bout it. Brb gonna toss these berries on the end of this song they smell all funky. OUTRO MAD STYLAN. STYLAN RAPS. Brb.

TRACK FIVE: GIRL

MY GOD THIS BEAT, MY GOD, HOW CAN HUMANS DO THIS? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?? my god like SEMISUNG? Okay ohkahy I can deeg it. You almost got yo fake patois right here man but okay i'm pretty sure that I do too. OKAY RAPPING, PRETTY SMART COOL BEAUTIFUL AND I HEARD YOU GOT A POOL, PLUS YO HAIR SMELL NICE. Feeeeeling weird and straaaange is like heems' motto. Inside jokes in all of my rhymes NO KIDDING.

TRACK SIX: SHUT UP MAN FT. EL-P

I heard this on the radio rip a few times before it disappeared okay but this is a whole new level 'cause good quality my godness this beat is just wow this is just amazing my god victor what are you EVEN RAPPING ABOUT walk it out man I am gonna hear this song at least twenty thousand times before I die heems I get you maybe you sound aight you sound tight okay so I won't worry about it. I'll get you a hovercraft. 100Gs ez. IF YOU DOUBT I SPIT FIRE YOU PROBABLY A DRAG YOU DOUBTFIRE, it's HIMANSHU WHO COULD IT BE? AMAZING. AMAZING. HERE COMES EL-P COMING WITH SUPERFIRE, FINE LIKE SINEW, amazing, level X. BURN AIR VACCUUM. El-p is still raw legend status. Busta rhymes of postironicweedrap.

TRACK SEVEN: HAPPY RAPPY

THE BEAT THAT INVADES FROM SPACE. Baby beat. What

my god

that's ridiculous

COUNTING TO OH MY GOD HE'S COUNTING TO 20. BACK IN TOWN. WAKA FLOCKA FONZIE. OH MY GOD. OFFICER RICK ROSS. MY GOD. ROOM FULL OF DRACULAS BIG COMMERCIAL. YOU ARE QUICKLY BECOMING THE BEST RAPPER. TUMBLR FLOW WONDERFUL. I KILL EM WITH THE HELLO YES HAPPY RAPPY THIS WHAT YOU'RE HEARING RIGHT NOW ACTUALLY. Happy rappy genre of 2011-infinity. This outro is destroying my mind lovecraft style.

TRACK EIGHT: BOOTY IN THE AIR

OH

MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEAT FROM DIFFERENT SCHOOLS OH

MY GOD

LIKE AN AIIIIIRPLANE

MY GOD

LIKE HER BOOTY WAS A CLOUD

thunderclap I get it that clapsyncopation this is

wow

they've really advanced every technique in their aresenal by three levels on this one

JESUS

WOW

WOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOW

HEEMS FULL ON SINGING AT THIS POINT AND IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL

this might be the BEST TRACK YET actually I have NO IDEA.

Heavy ART SCHOOL ROOTZ but TAKEN TO SPACE TIER. Beat is just ALL HAMMERS ALL THE TIME. WOW. DIFFERENT SCHOOLS VERSE YEAH DO IT DO IT THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD VERSE DO IT AGAIN I AM GLAD. Fake patois x100000000. Booyakah booyakah now followmefollowmeson.

ME LIKE THIS GIRL AND SHE LIKE ME TOO

BUT ME NOT KNOW WHAT ME GWAN DO.

Amazing, amazing, aamazing, I hope this is like a timetypo and this song is actually 10 minutes long OH NO THE OUTRO OH YES IT IS SO GOOD.

TRACK NINE: POWER

okay this beat is giving me CHILLS

like

wowOWWOWOWOWOWOW

okay here we go

here it comes

l RON HUBBARD WITH NO BLING

jesus

DING

MAYBE WE CAN SELL THE WHOLE THING

I finna buy twenty copies.

POWER

WHAT

oh my god the beat

is warp digivolving

in my ears

is this the hook? I have no idea. This is like gourmet. DANNY BROWN GOING SUPERHAM WHAT IS HAPPENING I THE BIG DAWG YOU THE FIRE HYDRANT WOW WOW WOW.

My mind is just reeeeeling this verse is just WHAT so heavy WHAT on the WHAT that I CAN'T HANDLE IT. BEAT CHANGING UP AGAIN IT SEEMS. Hook I guess. Wwwow what a good hook, I wouldn't even believe it. HALF INTERNET HALF HIGH SCHOOL CAFETERIA, AMAZING, AMAZING, AMAZING.

Prolly think this song is a bouchu WHAT THE HECK THIS VERSE IS GETTING IS CRAZY. WHAT. Oh man. OH MAN. WHAT'S the DIFFERENCE, this is like gunit new millennium??? wow POWER, wow, WOW.

SONG TEN PUNJABI SONG

HOOOOOOOOOOOLY COW THIS BEAT what is this beat. I cannot get a handle on it or even half. WOW THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING maybe this WHOLE SONG WILL BE IN PUNJABI? No okay that's even better. This hook is craziness beyond craziness. This beat is madness below madness. This rapping is a whole new coulor. Heems is going harder than anything ever. Who invited heeeeems? 'bout to get DIZZEEEE.

Guys this is seriously insane I didn't think this sort of song could get made ever. GUYS THIS IS TOO MUCH SAVE ME. Transcendental beats. Beats from another universe. WOW. HOW? WOW.

SONG ELEVEN: SELENA

WOW, what is that SAMPLE? It is koocoobanananas. Nuts. MICHAEL DOUGLAS A MILLION DOLLARS?!??!?!?! you have gotta be kidding me man you can't pull that off no way no way. WOW. SLAVE NAME VASQUEZ. Or however you spell that. CATCH ME IN A COOL PLACE DOING A FUN THING. SAMPLE COMES BACK IN AND IT HURTS HOW COOL IT SOUNDS. HEEMS NO DON'T QUIT EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A BORED WALRUS. KOOL AD THE WALRUS TOO. BEST RAPPER ALIVE I SWEAR TO GOD MAN. Amazing amazing wow david bowie starman. I didn't know how to say john carpenter. YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. Heems has just STUNNED ME with these lines. WUH-WOAH. Amazing. Jesus wow. All these songs man. I can't get over it. Ham on ham stacks on ham.

SONG TWELVE: RAINBOW IN THE DARK YOU KNOW WHAT IT ISSSS

kinda hoping they'd ruhmicks this a bit but so far no changes well this is a MODERN CLASSIC alright, nah it does sound remastered, sounds more MINIMAL actually, okay, that's cool. So many great lines so so many WOW WHAT WAS THAT, there are some like ANIMAL COLLECTIVE STYLE NOISES ON HERE, what's that COLLABORATION WITH NOAH LENNOX INCOMING? I hope. This is like, so nostalgic at this point. It's been like a year and a half or so maybe. Dang. Still kills. Still superkills. I think I have every single line of this song memorized, I will recite it to you if you pay me a dollar maybe but you have to do your best to emulate the beat, which is EXCELLENT as the day it was born.

SONG THIRTEEN: THE TRICK

nice transition wow nice drums what is this gonna be I can't wait wait what's that sample from? It sounds like my low bitrate mixes almost. Wow listen to this relaxed flow wow kool ad just pouring out the raps. Et cetera et cetera essssseteraaa it's better with no geppetto though wow too lazy to look up spelling but that's an AMAZINg line. IT's REALLY HEEMS AND i'm RAPPING WTH MY FRIEND. Thank you my friend. YOU'RE WELCOME HEEMS. Sing then shoutrap the same lines, WHERE CAN I SEND THIS MEDAL? Where does the money go????

SONG FOURTEEN: CELEBRATION

okay this is it :( :( :( :(

but it's a CELEBRAAAAAAAAATION, we can SELL THIS TO YOU. WE CAN GIVE IT AWAY, WE DON'T MEAN WHAT WE SAY, okay, what can I give you that you would actually need? Dang this is, this is, mad deep? WOW BEAT CHANGEUP, nah I HEAR YOU THOUGH, I actually DO man, I do it is a CELEBRATION. Beat changeup 2, also amazing, crazy, crazy, crazy, okay, crazy, I ask RELAX. It's over.

Wow.

Great job das racist

more coherent thoughts to follow maybe.